Teach me resistance

the fact that I see you everyday makes it worse. rawr. I don't know if it's just me or what. rawr.

this doesn't make any sense. drain all the sap from here (well, that is, if you can)

on the bright side, I want to say something.

I know that someday you'll get to read this; and I just wanna say thanks. :D Thanks a lot. It's been years, dude. :D Thank you.

Disgustingly Hilarious

I really hate it when I'm at the back of my very cramped school bus on the way home. My busmates are really noisy especially the sophomores and freshmen. Rawr. It really is irritating to hear their voices, especially the voice of my porky sophomore busmate. I hate her. What the hey, their topics are really really uhmrrar.

Freshman 1: ayoko ng matagal na course sa college eh
Freshman 2: bakit?
Freshman 1: eh gusto ko na kasi mag-asawa eh.

Sophomore 1: grabe kaya si _____, ang itim ng kilikili, nakita ko kanina!
Sophomore 2: yuck. ano ba yun. bat naman pati yun tinitignan mo pa.
Sophomore 1: wala, wala kasi akong magawa kanina kaya tinitignan ko siya habang nagbibihis. (ampf!)

Freshman 1: alam mo ba nung grade 5, naninilip kami ni Paula ________.
Freshman 2: nyay. ano ba yun. ano nakikita niyo?
Freshman 1: mga panty.

Tapos kanina pa yung topic nila mga about sa pag natatae..

Sophomore 1: dati nung nagbalitaan ako nung grade 2, tumulo yung tae ko sa sahig tapos nilinis ni Ms _________.
Sophomore 2: haha! ano ba yun, ako nga dati nung nag recite ako ng poem yung Don't Quit, hindi ko alam tapos nautot ako tapos umiyak ako. (ampf!)
Freshman 1: eh ako nga dati nakakainis sinabi ng classmate ko kay miss na tumae ako nung grade 4. (wahaha! grade 4 na!)
Freshman 2: si ______ dati, binabangaw na yung pwet niya hindi pa rin umaamin na siya yung tumae.
Sophomore 3: nung nag brownout, utot ako nang utot kasi walang magawa.

Takteng buhay sa bus. Araw araw ganyang mga usapin ang maririnig mo. Sana gurmaduate na ako!